Changed my life forever
Here I am about to off myself by jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge, but behold a stranger took me by the arm and tell me to stop and think of the future. There I was thinking what future could there be for me, who was laid off from my sweatshop and lost my income of 1 yen per hour, but that was before I discovered this God send app. The stranger gave me his Phone and force me to play this game, and no other words could best described my experience as euphoric. As I move the ball around I was reminded of my life where I have to be on the move 24/7 or continue to change else I’ll be subjected to watch some ads when I die, which symbolized how if I do not change my way I’ll be force to watch some propaganda videos by the DRPK. I completely turned my life around that day and moved to Africa, where I now own a diamond farm powered by 35 slaves that I bought on EBay.
