Hobson — Insult Generator

The best insult generator in the App Store. Hobson creates endless hilarious phrases using a carefully curated dictionary of British innuendo.
Reassuringly offensive, Hobson doesn't resort to profanity in his quest to make you laugh.
Let him take you on a journey through the sublime and ridiculous, while you collect the funniest insults in your stash of favourites.
Send the wonderful insults to your friends as cards via Message, Mail, Twitter or Facebook.
FEATURES
• Millions of random innuendo-laden phrases
• Share with friends using Hobson cards
• Siri Shortcuts to speak or show new insults, speak or show one of your favourites, and pick one at random onto the clipboard for use in Shortcut workflows
• Enable speech to have each new insult spoken out loud
• Stash your favourites for later
• Educational! Tap and hold words for dictionary definitions (requires iOS dictionary installed)
• Today widget will brighten your day with a random selection from your Favourites
• Moderately high risk of causing offence