ImSorry - Apology Writer

Are you a public figure who's been caught in the wrong too many times? Do you have to make an apology for something not because you're actually sorry but because you're sorry you got caught and need this angry mob off your back? Well, look no further because we can help... maybe
No more wracking your brain trying to come up with a heartfelt apology that you don't really mean. We've got all the right words to make it seem like you're actually sorry, even though we know you're not.
And if you're worried that our apologies won't be sincere enough, don't be! We've employed the latest in AI technology to make sure that our apologies sound as genuine as possible. But, let's face it, the public will probably see through your insincere apologies anyways.
Well... what are you waiting for? You wanna save your career or not? At least tell your assistant about it. It might make their lives easier too!