Muscle dance
Whoever wrote this one was high. I just couldn’t stomach the endlessly repeating string of badly translated platitudes. “Oh, you are the greatest. No you are the best! Here have the first donut, I insist! Well you are so kind. Really the most wonderful dwarf there is. And as far as elves go—blah blah blah blah.” On and on and on. It got the point were I dreaded the cut scenes, especially toward the end. Otherwise, the abilities and classes were thoughtful and interesting. The items were uninspired and monotonous. The combat was intuitive and sleek. The dungeons and monsters were colorful but terribly repetitive. 2 star