Say It With Will!

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." - Henry VI, Part 2, Act VI, Scene 2
Over the last several centuries, English literature students across the world have had to suffer through reams and reams of unreadable Shakespearean English, from "whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune", to "Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Yeah who likes that stuff?
But although today we look on Shakespeare as a "fusty nut with no kernel", and way too highfalutin for anyone, he was, in the end, a playwright to those "fusty plebeians".
So if you hate Shakespeare but want to poke fun at your friends/teachers who love him, or if you just want some classy insults to one-up everyone, Say It With Will! is the thing for you.
The app features twenty-one creative Shakespearean insults, with illustrations, so that your friends whose brains are "as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage" can understand how you're insulting them.