Thrilling. Gripping. Adventure.
Space shooter go beep boop. What more do you need? I started playing this game right when it was released and I haven’t stopped yet. Bathroom breaks and showers get a little awkward. My wife tells me I need to take a break, but that’s exp waste. Gotta maintain the sigma grind set to overtake the number one leaderboard spot. My parents already had two interventions for me, one about me playing this game too much, and one about only eating wheels of cheese. Boys, I’m happy to report that I’m cruising at 150k points munching on some industrial sized BabyBell as I write this. #SDGAftw