The Cracked Reader

If you like Cracked, own a mobile device and want to appear more attractive to the opposite sex, this is the app you’ve been waiting for.
Chances are you’ve been navigating Cracked by tapping, pinching and groping your touch screen. Could that be why the man/woman of your dreams has yet to tackle you in public and make love to you? Almost definitely.
The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who’s the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made Cracked the fastest growing humor site on the internet.
Fans are already calling it a major breakthrough in laughing at your mobile phone technology:

“Like the Onion App, except it actually has articles!” – Comedy fan
“The thing they said about me is totally true. Buy this app or I’ll think you’re a pervert, and we'll never get it on.” –Man / Woman of your dreams.