Name: H*nest Meditation
Author: Headley for Freelance

Description

Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.
Praise for the original video:
"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company
"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed
"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post
"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo

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Is H*nest Meditation free?

Yes, H*nest Meditation is completely free and it doesn't have any in-app purchases or subscriptions.
Is H*nest Meditation legit?

✅ The H*nest Meditation app appears to be high-quality and legitimate. Users are very satisfied.

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Ratings History

H*nest Meditation Reviews

Best meditation

These meditations are the best. You are saying what we are actually thinking. Saying what we wish we could say. Saying what is in our minds. Release the negativity.

Best Meditation Ever!

I love this app! When life gets you down this will make you laugh out loud. It’s Honest! 💕

This really works to calm you when needed.

I found this developer’s YouTube video and have enjoyed it so much that I jumped at the chance to purchase this version. I love how there are different time options for your break from chaos. Worth the money.

Nothing matters

I believe that nothing matters unless I make it matter. These meditations made me realize that I’m the problem. I have been holding my breath way too long. Need to breathe that crap out.

Joy in a sometimes bleak world

This app has been the best investment I’ve ever made in an app purchase. Whenever I’m stressed out by other people, this is a perfect salve. It is real and effective guided meditation. It also helps me smile and laugh when I need it most. The humor is intentional and very effective. It provides a therapeutic release of negativity and helps me relax without all the woo woo, new-age garbage. If you want to enjoy life, this app is worth every penny.

Please update Health App with Mindfulness

I want to give this app five stars, because I think it’s wonderful. But what I would really truly happily enjoy having is points on my mindfulness in the Health app after having used it. Meditation is meditation is meditation, so even if I’m chuckling, it’s still mindfulness. So it should still count.

Purchase this, trust me!

2, 5, 10, 15 minutes of peace is worth any amount of money.

Worth the money

Works as needed.

Need this on my apple watch

This is the best stress reliever ever! Wish I could get the app on my Apple Watch.

First: hilarious. Then: effective.

My go to meditation app. After a few listen throughs, once I stopped laughing, I realized it actually is a straight up fantastic guided meditation. But...you know, with profanity. I’ve almost run out of people to gift this to. Can’t recommend it enough.

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