Worlds smallest violin ™

I love to pull this out when I hear something sad to lighten the mood. I need this available on my Apple Watch! It’ll take this to app to a whole new level if available

This is better than banking or paying credit cards. What's more, it makes me laugh. The quotes are over the top. My soul says, "Thank you for this app."

The App I always dreamed of so I can play just like Nero Ceaser of Ancient Rome.

I’ll play this song for myself for getting screwed paying $2 for this

This has changed my life

Great for pranking whining people!!

i dont know who made this, but youre a literal god. i use this in the most relevant times and its perfect in most cases of people whining and complaining. love it, 10/10 would recommend 👍

Do not download this app. You will be thoroughly disappointed

I’ve been waiting to find an app like this. It’s perfect and I wouldn’t change a thing. My friends are all complainers and they deserve a song on the worlds smallest violin.

If you’re a positive person who likes using humor to counter negativity, this app is perfect!