Worlds smallest violin ™

I bought this after remembering the Walmart episode of South Park where Cartman plays a tiny violin for whiny Kyle. Basically I thought to myself “wait, I remember wanting an app for this years ago. If nobody has created a good one, I’ll release one”. No need! This is amazing. This dev is a God among ants. Happy to pay $2 to rip on my family for crying about 47 and Elon through the Easter holiday!

Worth the $2 😂

I love to pull this out when I hear something “sad”my wife says. I need this available on my Apple Watch! It’ll take this to app to a whole new level if available

Great simple app, 1. More quotes a: quote directory b: add quotes 2. Additional Sad song to pick from

I love to pull this out when I hear something sad to lighten the mood. I need this available on my Apple Watch! It’ll take this to app to a whole new level if available

This is better than banking or paying credit cards. What's more, it makes me laugh. The quotes are over the top. My soul says, "Thank you for this app."

The App I always dreamed of so I can play just like Nero Ceaser of Ancient Rome.

I’ll play this song for myself for getting screwed paying $2 for this

This has changed my life

Great for pranking whining people!!