Mad Dawg Training Sessions
“Let me just say, if Michelangelo were alive today, he’d toss his chisel in the trash and download this app. Why? Because my glutes are becoming masterpieces, one lunge at a time. This app is a rollercoaster of sweat, self-discovery, and occasional swearing. The app’s design is simple and sleek, much like how my thighs now feel. The workouts are intense but manageable (read: you’ll curse, but you’ll finish). Each day feels like a personal pep talk from a fitness coach who secretly loves seeing you suffer. The video guides are clear and engaging, and there’s even a satisfying little ding when you complete a day—like earning a gold star for surviving. If you’re on the fence, just download it. Your glutes will thank you, your legs will protest, and your jeans will applaud. But be warned: sitting down will never feel the same again—mostly because you’ll be too busy flexing.”
