Chubbies Shorts

As the most storied slanger of shorts, swim trunks, and shirts on the planet it seemed fitting that we develop the most prodigious app IN THE UNIVERSE.
There’s quite literally nothing you can’t do with this marvel of iPhone app wizardry. Never before has a single app allowed human beings to purchase unbelievably comfortable weekend apparel so quickly, easily, and refreshingly enjoyably as this. And I know this might sound like a lot of bluster, but we’re being DEAD SERIOUS HERE.
More details? GLADLY.
• Hyper-fast
• Award-winning push notifications which have also won many awards
• Men’s swim trunks and shorts with a look and design like your dad use to wear, but with updated fit and function.
• The best shirts you’ll ever wear. Our cotton/stretch fabrics are so advanced and futuristic, we can’t tell you much more about them without creating a time paradox.
• We could literally keep doing this bullet point thing FOREVER, but let’s just say there’s a boatload of other awesome in there, including app exclusives, early access to all of our coolest stuff, and tons of other product categories, like supes soft lounge shorts, supes sporty sport shorts, underwear, hoodies, and on and on.
Go ahead and feel free to add this app to your home screen - because a Weekend is a terrible thing to waste.
Sincerely,
Team Chubbies