Completely Useless for iOS
First of all, let’s start with the basics—barely a handful of overseas Pakistanis even know this app exists. Bravo on that marketing strategy! But wait, it gets better: some genius in the bureaucracy decided to block over 60% of overseas Pakistanis from enrolling by making this app completely useless for iOS users. Yes, you read that right. If you’re an Apple user, good luck! There’s no manual way to sign up either. And yet, they keep spending millions on flashy ads begging us to send remittances through “proper channels.” Seriously, the irony is overwhelming. Do they expect us to buy a new Android phone just for this app? Absolute genius! I’ll be filing a formal complaint against this masterpiece of stupidity with the higher-ups. Maybe then someone will realize the brilliance of their “inclusivity.”