Gladihoppers

This game saved my marriage I was watching tv when my wife said she wanted to break up so I went like yeah ok but I was not

It’s addicting, fun, challenging and doesn’t get boring.

The games great listen to the other five star reviews I agree with them it is time for some new weapons or a new mode. I think a story mode would go hard. Like the war mode but it has a story behind it and there are cut scenes and stuff.

Combat is wonky, unresponsive, and your attacks are constantly changing. I can never predict what my dude will do when I press any attack button. Upgrades feel meaningless and often don’t even work. The surgeon I bought doesn’t heal me after fights and weapon upgrades gave me the exact same weapon I already had. The UI is cluttered and hard to read too it’s a pain just to figure out what I’m clicking on. Pretty mid game overall

I wish the blood would go on the weapons and the javelin would kill immediately in some spots like the brain or neck and add some pixely organs to add some realism, anyway I ❤️ the game!!!

So I reccomend tje roman empire I manage one city and nobody can defeat my max tier Crassus. Also there are two hidden sound one on tthrowing a spear “YEET!” two on an enemy’s death “Ooof!” Oof is quiet Yeet is loud

This game is AMAZING! It has a unique 8-bit art-style, cool game mechanics, and a decent amount of content/game-modes. This game is really underrated and I’d highly encourage people to play it, you won’t regret it!

I picked this game up after a friend said: "hey, I know you like fighting games, try Gladihopper!" I know he said it as a joke since im into the more serious foghting games like MK. But I still really love this game! The only thing that's missing and honestly leaves me craving for it is a little gore. Just a little. Please? Anyways, great game. Five stars.

For a smaller game this is very fun definitely worth a play

Enemy ai predicts EVERY move. You’ll hit like a marshmallow while the enemy hits like a truck. The enemy will have zero armor and the weakest shield, yet they somehow take only 2 damage from a maxed out weapon and high stats, meanwhile I have maxed armor and a shield and still take 100+ damage from a wooden stick.